Heres my favorite Yusuke Quote of all!!!!
Urameshi. Age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through a big ordeal to get his life back, He had a brief
second chance...UNTIL HE WAS EATEN BY A FISH!!!! Thats right. No heroic death, no fighting evil villains. Fish food!"
Spirit Detective Saga:
- "Yes mother. I'm alive, just like yesterday."
- "I always said those teachers were out to get me. I'm surprised they didn't run me
- "Monster meet Spirit Gun!"
- "that's a fancy title"
- "Well in that case I'm screwed. there isnt anybody like that"
- "Can't you see I'm busy with this asshole here?"
- "Get out here Hiei, I'm gonna kick your ass!"
- "I've got enough spirit energy to deep-fry a smart ass bird."
- "Hell of an actor. You know, not everyone can pretend to laugh at their dying friends."
- "What's with all this spirit awareness crap?"
Dark Tournament Saga:
- "Alright grandma, why don't you show this young whippersnapper how it was done in the
- "I already said I’ll never forgive you,now I won't be able to forgive myself,
so lets just do this."
- "Keiko when did you fill in all the right places?"
- "You took my teacher and now i let you take my friend, what the hell do you want
- "Shut up Toguro, I’m not like you, I won’t just throw people away."
- "Since I started this tournament I learned the value of what you gave away, and I won’t
let it go, even if I have to give up my life."
- "Genkai! Come here you beautiful hag!"
- "And that's how we win this, yeah!"
- Hello..Guess thats why theyre called Spirit Warriors
- Yo! You with the big fish ears. i got a bone to pick with you
- tell me how does the dead guy win?!
- Id like you to remover your head from your ass! but i dont see that happening anytime
- ill put these grimey fingers through your face if you dont tell me how the hell the
breathing guy loses!
- Oh..why didnt you just say so
- Kurama! Do you know what shes talkin about?
- Dont you think i just wanted to win this thing and go home?
- Idiot! im not done!
- Im sorry Kuwabara! i had all the power to save you..i was just to dumb to know how
to reach it.
- Shut up. hes already dead! i cant do anthing for him now! Im sorry kuwabara..
- Hey! why's the dead guy walkin around?!
- The heart..the finger poking
- and you guys let me cry like a baby?
- making me say all of that stupid crap! your supposed to be my best friend!
- Whats the matter kuwabara? dont you like croissants? stupid name, but they taste good
- was she hot?
- oh, a nightmare. it must suck to get beat up in your dreams as well!
Chapter Black Saga:
- "I mean, after I beat Toguro, well he was the strongest demon there was right? Now that he's finished,
well what could challenge me?"
- "That's how you treat a guy wins the whole dark tournament!? Thanks for saving my life and all pal,
but my sandwhich is just to damn good!"
- "But more importantly we've answered the question, boxers or briefs."
- "I love life. The only girl who knows anything about me uses it as a weapon. I'm so happy to be back
- "How is that supposed to help my look!?"
- "Score one for old number 2. so the guy got his head cracked open with a pencil top?"
- "Earth to toddler bitch!! You better speak now before I put that pacifer ten inches down your
- "What ever happened to just regular old bullets?"
- "They'd probably think I was a cult member with all these freakish tattoos"
- "Thanks Hiei, I was needing that kick in the ass"
- "I beat Toguro and after that I assumed everything else would just be a piece of cake. And then
some rogue Spirit Detective has to go and open up the freakin' gates of Hell!"
- "That left me botan, and if you dirt-bags were
low enough to take advantage of the only non-fighter, it wouldn't matter if I lost. Even if you killed me, I would come back
from the dead and drop kick your ass"
- Tell her congratulations for me! hey, am
i invited to the wedding?